Pineapple Express for sale online
Pineapple Express had been a fan favorite in the Netherlands for half a decade before the movie’s release. If famous pot smokers and the Dutch think it’s a winner, then it’s a winner. A cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, this tropical bud is a smooth and sweet smoke that will certainly have you chasing it at least once.
Form: Flower
Strain: Pineapple Express
Grower: Deep Roots Harvest
Dispensary: Essence
Sativa 80/20 Appears: 4.5 Euphoria: High Aroma: 4.5 Relaxed: Low Taste: 4.5
Potency:4 Creative: Med Effect: 4.5 Happiness: High Duration:3.5
Munchies: Low Price: 3.5 Dry Eyes: Low Dry Mouth: Low
Uplifted: High Anxiousness: None Overall: 29/35
PROFILE: THC – 24.85%
CBD – 0.0%
Myrcene – 3.474 mg/g
Caryophyllene – 2.053 mg/g
Appearance –Even to the naked eye, this is gorgeous.
Aroma – I love the scent of this brand. This is a perfect example of a grown man doing it right! A deep and complex perfume that smells like pineapple. The first smell that hits your nose is sweet, bright, sweet. There are some light floral notes that are also noticeable. Sweet – sweet too, of pineapple! It is a very sweet variety that is sweet and slightly sour. There is a slight heat that accompanies the taste. Overall, the taste is very good and gets a decent 4.5; If it wasn’t for the flash, this could have received a full 5.0!
Strength – This is a strong strain, but not so strong that you are afraid to smoke. I’ve been a double bowler lately, but I don’t feel like I need to go back for another bowl at this Pineapple Express. Effects – This is uplifting, euphoric, and high happiness! It’s the kind of problem that will make you laugh your head off. All seems well in the world. There is a small amount of brain damage, but it is almost as high. That’s as close to 5.0 as you can get with just a soft brain being the only thing holding it back.
Duration – Standard duration of 2.5-3.5 hours.
Price – Ultimately $54 for a 1/8th (I got this on special for a much better deal) is more than I would like to pay, but as chronic, as this is and as early as we are into this legal market here in Las Vegas, I am surprised it’s not more!
Overall – this style is amazing! I can’t find anything wrong with it and it’s as close to an A+ as it gets! Almost perfect lift-up; also has an amazing flavor profile. I love good sativas like this, and I promise if you are a sativa fan… this is a strain you will love!
Good thing – looks amazing!
Bad – I have never bought it again. Amazing – The feeling, which is almost perfect!!
Final grade: A
Final Comment – This is one of the best things I’ve ever drunk. Good taste and surprisingly high quality? very wonderful
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